If you were a fan of 80's style action movies, where the story doesn't really matter so much as the violence and bad ass one liners (Machete don't text. or I absolve you of all your sins. Now, get the fuck out!) then I'd say this movie will be quite enjoyable to you.
Danny Trejo awesome, his ugly ass face is a character in itself.
Michelle Rodriguez hot. She plays the same character in every damn movie, except here she looks amazing doing so.
Robert De Niro....what can I say, it was wierd seeing him in this kind of movie, but still pretty cool...
oh and for those who actually wanna see Lindsey Lohan naked...that's not her....they just recycle the footage from the Grindhouse trailer, there's only one part in the movie where you can just barely make out a nipple....you'll see...
Don Johnson and Steven Segal??? I can end the review right there....
overall, it was an good action movie that had me crackin' up.....they say that there's a message about immigration and so forth, but i didn't really care....i'm not that smart to care, i just want to see tits and action and that's what i got.
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