Sorry

I hate the fact that I'm posting this, but.....it's something that is annoying me and I'd like to share it with you, the non-existent reader of this blog.

Anyways, I like/enjoy checking out the entertainment section of most news sites, etc....mostly to read about upcoming movies, tv shows that I like, you get the point.... you can probably figure out as much....seeing that I post a bunch of movie trailers and bullshit on this site....but I digress...

The last couple of days, I've noticed that Lindsey Lohan has been getting a substantial amount of press for basically telling the L.A. court system to fuck off.

Here's a little background....

Lindsey Lohan, child star, becomes bigger star after Mean Girls, becomes paparazzi whore, becomes drunk/drugged out actress, becomes washed up has been, becomes worthless human being.

She was on probation for drunk driving, she was convicted, she served time in jail......i mean she walked through jail....you could have watched mean girls and you wouldn't even make it through the whole movie, before she got out....

Oh, she also pleaded no contest to cocaine related charges in 2007, forgot to mention that....

Oh, she basically car jacked some dudes car back then too and drove it like some crazy bitch before the cops stopped her.....

So......she got probation and was supposed to attend alcohol education classes, but there was reason to suspect that she hasn't been really attending like she should, so she was supposed to appear in court this week....Btw, she fell short of the amount of classes she was supposed to attend.....

Instead she went to Cannes and partied the week away.....

At first she (meaning her publicists/lawyers/mom) said that there were no flights from Cannes back to the U.S., so she won't make it in time.....but since we're smarter than her, she changed it to "someone stole her passport."

Well.....the French police have said that she did not file for a new passport, the U.S. Consulate has said that she hasn't applied for a new passport, as a matter of fact, all she had to do was go to the Embassy and prove who she was (which for her isn't hard) and they would give her a temporary passport.....

Ok, so her court date came and left, the judge did the right thing by issuing an arrest warrant for her....(she missed or was late to at least 2 other court dates).....

I read that and was somewhat satisfied.....FINALLY THERE IS A JUDGE WHO WILL SEE THROUGH THE BULLSHIT AND ARREST THIS BITCH!!!!

what happens today?? I log on and find out that Lindsey, made it back to the U.S., posted bail and out free to party this weekend.....at least until Monday....WHAT....THE....FUCK.....?

It's one thing if this was the first time she was to appear in court, for her first offense, for some bullshit charge, but she has a history of saying FUCK you to the court......

and she's only encouraged to do so, because they NEVER punish the bitch....

I imagine her court dates go a little something like this.....

Lindsey walks/stumbles in, with her lawyer.....

she slurs out, "Your honorary.....I good girl......not bad guy.....drink....lil'....sorry....."

the Judge then wags her/his finger, with the other hand on his/her hip, "Lindsey, you've been very naughty, next time I'll have to put you in time out...."

Lindsey answers, "SHOTS!!!! butterflies are soooo cute, your honors!!!!"

Dina (her mom) screams out in the courtroom, "Lindsey, we love you!!!! you look fierce, what are we doing tonight???"

Lindsey's lawyer, gets caught off guard, while counting his wad of money, looks up, "oh...uh. yeah....your honor, she is a good humanitarian, and great example to young women, she will do whatever it takes to show you that she is a great citizen"

Judge: "ooooh kaaaay, but don't let it happen again, missy....or else.....dismissed."

oh well.....i'm tired of ranting, maybe I'll continue this Tuesday after Lindsey is free again and kills someone while driving into an In-N-Out.

Next time can we send Dog the Bounty Hunter after her??? Actually can we Jack Bauer, that way, at least he'll kick her ass before bringing her in....Dog will just give her some dumb ass speech....

Back when Lindsey was someone worth looking at.....