In Honor of .... Bad Things....

He just likes the taste of it.....

Chillen'

Menthol???

Oldie

This is an old ass song, but this is the original video which is better that the one that was actually put out...

Cassie-Me N You(Original)

C@NGRI | MySpace Video

If I were Desmond....

Kitty Kat.....

If I were Desmond....this would have been the dress I gave Kate for the concert

Just as I thought...

Last night's series finale of 24 has confirmed what I already knew.....

the series really ended back on May 25, 2004, at the end of Season 3.

Please don't make 24 into a movie. I've already seen it, it's called Taken.

Hey ladies/Twilight Fans, this is Edward's Dad.

What...the....F***?

Did they all die in the crash? Nope. The island was real, and it wasn't purgatory. Rather, Season 6's sideways world was heaven's holding pen. Ben's reluctance to enter the church suggests he wasn't finished atoning for his misdeeds. His chat with Hurley also indicated they had cared for the island for a while.

What was the island, and why did it need protecting? Still sort of a mystery. If you believe the mother of Jacob and the Man in Black, it was the spiritual and physical nuclear power plant for the Earth. Hence, "if the light goes out here, it goes out everywhere."

What was the Smoke Monster? Jacob created Smokey by tossing his brother, the MiB, into the cave. He knew the outcome would be bad — though not how bad — and his protection of the island was a part of his guilt trip. But why a sonic fence (or ash, or for that matter, the ocean) would keep Smokey at bay, we never learned.

What were the numbers? They were the numbers of our castaway "candidates" for island protector-to-be. The dial at Jacob's lighthouse had names assigned to each degree mark; turning it to 23 allowed Jacob to observe Jack as he grew up. Had he not smashed the mirrors, Hurley might have seen his house or Mr. Clucks when it was turned to 8 degrees. But the sequence's significance in the Dharma computer and on the roofs of police cruisers? Who knows?

Why couldn't babies conceived on the island survive to term?Fertility had been a major plotline since Ethan kidnapped Claire in Season 1 so the Others could study her. Ethan himself gave us the most plausible answer: His safe birth in 1977 indicated that the prenatal problems were likely caused by the Incident, when the Swan station construction crew drilled into the energy pocket, requiring the discharge of electromagnetic energy every 108 minutes.

What was the Ben-Widmore beef? Soon after the Dharma purge, Ben ousted Widmore as leader of the Others. His sins? Leaving the island regularly and fathering a child with an outsider. Ben also believed Widmore sought to exploit the island's healing properties for financial gain. Their chess game went to the next level when Widmore's thug Keamy shot Ben's daughter.

Why did Widmore bring Desmond back? Desmond's ability to withstand all the electromagnetic energy that resulted from turning the hatch's failsafe key made Widmore realize that his son-in-law could be a failsafe himself. By turning out the island lights, Desmond made UnLocke mortal — and vulnerable.

Where was Waaaaaaaaalt? Reality probably made his return impossible; as Jimmy Kimmel pointed out,Malcolm David Kelley is like 8 feet tall now. Yes, we would have liked to know what made him so special (cue the polar bear), but that mattered a lot more in Season 2.

How did Hurley stay so heavy? Remember, the Losties were on the island only four months at first, during which he claimed to have dropped a couple of belt notches. Once home, he continued emotional eating to assuage his guilt about the Oceanic Six's lie. And back on the island, he ran the kitchen as Dharma chef.

Thanks, USATODAY

Thank you, brotha!!!

Desmond is Lost's MVP for putting Kate in that dress....

I'll probably talk about Lost a lil more the next couple of posts.....but damn, Kate!!!!

Sorry

I hate the fact that I'm posting this, but.....it's something that is annoying me and I'd like to share it with you, the non-existent reader of this blog.

Anyways, I like/enjoy checking out the entertainment section of most news sites, etc....mostly to read about upcoming movies, tv shows that I like, you get the point.... you can probably figure out as much....seeing that I post a bunch of movie trailers and bullshit on this site....but I digress...

The last couple of days, I've noticed that Lindsey Lohan has been getting a substantial amount of press for basically telling the L.A. court system to fuck off.

Here's a little background....

Lindsey Lohan, child star, becomes bigger star after Mean Girls, becomes paparazzi whore, becomes drunk/drugged out actress, becomes washed up has been, becomes worthless human being.

She was on probation for drunk driving, she was convicted, she served time in jail......i mean she walked through jail....you could have watched mean girls and you wouldn't even make it through the whole movie, before she got out....

Oh, she also pleaded no contest to cocaine related charges in 2007, forgot to mention that....

Oh, she basically car jacked some dudes car back then too and drove it like some crazy bitch before the cops stopped her.....

So......she got probation and was supposed to attend alcohol education classes, but there was reason to suspect that she hasn't been really attending like she should, so she was supposed to appear in court this week....Btw, she fell short of the amount of classes she was supposed to attend.....

Instead she went to Cannes and partied the week away.....

At first she (meaning her publicists/lawyers/mom) said that there were no flights from Cannes back to the U.S., so she won't make it in time.....but since we're smarter than her, she changed it to "someone stole her passport."

Well.....the French police have said that she did not file for a new passport, the U.S. Consulate has said that she hasn't applied for a new passport, as a matter of fact, all she had to do was go to the Embassy and prove who she was (which for her isn't hard) and they would give her a temporary passport.....

Ok, so her court date came and left, the judge did the right thing by issuing an arrest warrant for her....(she missed or was late to at least 2 other court dates).....

I read that and was somewhat satisfied.....FINALLY THERE IS A JUDGE WHO WILL SEE THROUGH THE BULLSHIT AND ARREST THIS BITCH!!!!

what happens today?? I log on and find out that Lindsey, made it back to the U.S., posted bail and out free to party this weekend.....at least until Monday....WHAT....THE....FUCK.....?

It's one thing if this was the first time she was to appear in court, for her first offense, for some bullshit charge, but she has a history of saying FUCK you to the court......

and she's only encouraged to do so, because they NEVER punish the bitch....

I imagine her court dates go a little something like this.....

Lindsey walks/stumbles in, with her lawyer.....

she slurs out, "Your honorary.....I good girl......not bad guy.....drink....lil'....sorry....."

the Judge then wags her/his finger, with the other hand on his/her hip, "Lindsey, you've been very naughty, next time I'll have to put you in time out...."

Lindsey answers, "SHOTS!!!! butterflies are soooo cute, your honors!!!!"

Dina (her mom) screams out in the courtroom, "Lindsey, we love you!!!! you look fierce, what are we doing tonight???"

Lindsey's lawyer, gets caught off guard, while counting his wad of money, looks up, "oh...uh. yeah....your honor, she is a good humanitarian, and great example to young women, she will do whatever it takes to show you that she is a great citizen"

Judge: "ooooh kaaaay, but don't let it happen again, missy....or else.....dismissed."

oh well.....i'm tired of ranting, maybe I'll continue this Tuesday after Lindsey is free again and kills someone while driving into an In-N-Out.

Next time can we send Dog the Bounty Hunter after her??? Actually can we Jack Bauer, that way, at least he'll kick her ass before bringing her in....Dog will just give her some dumb ass speech....

Back when Lindsey was someone worth looking at.....

Change has come to Washington

BSG and Lost fans Unite!!!!

sing it with me....bah bah bah bah baaaah baaaaaaaah..... bubba buh ba baah........

Book'em Danno!

Yippie!!!!

My new L.L.Beans came in last night.....I am a happy man now.

What??? You don't like them??? What the hell do you know......

NO F'N WAY!!!!!

If the Wiz pick anyone other than John Wall, then the curse of Les Boulez will return to haunt them for another 30 years.....

John Wall

6ft 4 in

Point Guard

• 2010 SEC Tournament MVP
• 2010 SEC Tournament First Team
• 2009–10 SEC Player of the Year
• 2009–10 First Team All-SEC
• 2009–10 SEC All Freshman Team
• 2009–10 John R. Wooden Award Finalist
• 2009–10 Yahoo! Sports National Player of the Year
• 2009–10 Yahoo! Sports First Team All-American
• 2009–10 Yahoo! Sports SEC Player of the Year
• 2009–10 Yahoo! Sports SEC Freshman of the Year
• 2009–10 Yahoo! Sports First Team All-SEC
• 2009–10 Sporting News First Team All-American
• 2009–10 Sporting News National Freshman of the Year
• 2009–10 Sporting News First Team All-Freshman
• 2009–10 Associated Press SEC Player of the Year
• 2009–10 Associated Press SEC Newcomer of the Year
• 2009–10 Associated Press First Team All-SEC
• 2009–10 CBS Sports First Team All-American

And......

There is an alcoholic beverage commonly referred to as a "John Wall" shot. The drink is a mixture of blue raspberry vodka, sour mix and Sprite.

Greatest. Episode. Ever.

Can you catch all the movie references???

WTF?

If you think your eyes have played tricks on you before, check out this video. It shows four little wooden balls that seem to defy gravity by rolling uphill on four slopes built of cardboard. The balls seem drawn to the slopes' peaks, as if by magnetism. That's why this bizarre creation, by Kokichi Sugihara of the Meiji Institute for Advanced Study of Mathematical Sciences in Kawasaki, Japan, won the 2010 Best Visual Illusion of the Year Contest.

Proof is in the Pudding

see??? he didn't take any steroids....

It's not the size that matters....

Daaaaaaaaaamn........

Guess, there just isn't always enough Lebrons' to go around.....

The following takes place between the hours of....

No one is immune to taking pictures of themselves for their Facebook Profile....

From the Associated Press:

At 6.40pm, firefighters arrived. After breaking the car's side and back windows they discovered three propane tanks, two gallons of petrol and a load of fertiliser, with fireworks and some cheap alarm clocks as a trigger.

The New York police bomb squad was called in and went to work dismantling the device, defusing it by 11.30pm. Times Square, clogged with tourists on a warm evening, would be shut for 10 hours.

Meanwhile, the police and FBI were pursuing the licence plate attached to the back of the car. Investigators tracked it to a shop selling used car parts in Stratford, Connecticut. They woke the owner at 3am on Sunday and discovered the plate was connected to a different vehicle.

Investigators also spoke to the owner of an auto shop in nearby Bridgeport because a sticker on the Pathfinder indicated it had been sold by his dealership. That also led nowhere.

Then at 7.30am, Detective John Wright slid underneath the car at a lab in Queens and found an identification number stamped under the engine block. That led authorities to a man in Bridgeport, Connecticut, and his 19-year-old daughter, Peggy Colas, who had posted ads on eBay and other websites offering a 1993 Nissan Pathfinder for sale, court papers said.

During questioning on Sunday morning and again Monday, the teenager told investigators that she met the man who bought her car at a supermarket parking lot on 24 April and he took the vehicle for a test drive. She was asking $1,800; he offered $500 less. She agreed and he paid her in cash, with 13 crisp $100 bills.

She said the buyer told her that no bill of sale was necessary and he already had plates. She did not know his name, but she did have a mobile number.

That led to a prepaid mobile phone activated on 16 April that had been used to call Colas several times, investigators said. A check of records showed it was also used to contact a Pennsylvania fireworks shop.

By 11 am on Monday, investigators knew the suspect's name. Agents later showed Colas six photos, including one of Shahzad. Authorities say she picked Shahzad.

Meanwhile, there was more evidence. A set of keys left in the Pathfinder's ignition turned out to belong to a white Isuzu Trooper that Shazhad left parked at New York's JFK airport on Monday night, as well as to his apartment in Bridgeport. At a nearby garage, investigators recovered fireworks and fertiliser, court papers said.

Shahzad was spotted at around 3pm on Monday coming out of a shop near his home and was tailed by investigators. He was also placed on a no-fly list.

Authorities planned to arrest him at his apartment that evening, but Shahzad may have been alerted by news reports that investigators were seeking a Pakistani suspect in Connecticut.

He managed to slip federal surveillance, according to two people familiar with the investigation and a law enforcement official. All spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorised to speak about the case.

Shahzad headed for JFK, calling in a reservation for an Emirates flight to Dubai by mobile phone while en route. He paid for the ticket in cash before boarding the plane, authorities said.

Emirates officials were unaware he was on the no-fly list because they did not check a web forum where the latest updates are posted. It was only when a customs agent assigned to the case spotted Shahzad's name on the flight manifest 30 minutes before takeoff that the authorities knew he was on board.

He was belted in to his seat when FBI investigators and police officers boarded the plane and took him into custody.

The time was 11.45pm.

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