Tiger Woods speaks today

Tiger Woods is set to speak in front of a small group of handpicked reporters.....

I guess he may be planning on his comeback from his "indefinite leave of absence" from golf. That didn't take long aye? He'll be speaking during WGC-Accenture Match Play, whom if you di-int (as in didn't) know dropped him as a sponsor earlier this year.....is this Tiger saying F-you to them??? BTW, did you know that Accenture's slogan was "We know what it takes to be a Tiger".....hahaha....okay I'll take 2 of those please...

Ernie Els was kind enough to chime in on the situation by saying, "It's selfish...."

Of course it was Ernie, Tiger wants to take the spotlight away from you and the tournament, considering its only BECAUSE of Tiger that anyone give a shit about the tournament this weekend, besides anyone over the age of 65!!!!

I also think it's funny how Tiger's picture in Vanity Fair (yes, I know its an old picture and its been around for a while) makes him look tough......this is the guy who got his ass beat by his wife...

So he goes to a sex addict clinic, and is now ready to speak to the world.....is he cured?

I'd like to see what its like in one of those sex clinics, there's gotta be some great stories to hear in there......they should make a reality show of that.....or is there already one out there.....

i hate work.....oops....sorry about that....anyways....let's see what he has to say today shall we?



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