These are a few of my favorite things... Pt. 1

Pho 75....Pho 95....Pho 88....been to one, been to them all right? Wrong.
This place is THE #1 Pho place in the DC/MD/VA area (at least according
Washingtonian magazine, but who cares what they say....listen to me dammit).

My suggestion(s), if you go there:

-On weekdays, get there before 1130am, or you're going to be standing in a long F'n line, even if it does move relatively fast.

-Order #11 (beef), you can't go wrong.

-Go on a cold ass day, nothing like hittin' Pho up when it's cold as shit.

-Drink lots of water afterwards, Pho makes you thirsty as fuck.

Buon giorno! Please go here, the subs rock, and the Pizza is mmm mmm mf'n good.

It is in the middle of some random strip mall, where the CVS and Giant are the anchor stores, so before you think twice, give it a chance, you will not regret it. Order a Milano sub and be on your way....

Oh and they have a picture of Sandra Bullock on the wall, when he used to live in Arlington, so you know what that means.....it HAS TO BE GOOD.....

Ahhhh....Ray's Hell Burger....Another "hole in the wall", well...when you walk in, that's exactly what it feels like, 'cause there ain't noooo space in that mf'r....but that's okay, their burgers more than make up for it....trust me....would I lie to you?

My suggestion: Big Poppa. you can't go wrong.

and if we're going to name drop on who went here, lemme just say a certain black president grabbed a burger here not too long ago....

(NO NOT JAY-Z, dumb ass)

enjoy.